MEET THE CHARACTERS
Queen Liz
Evil Roadman
Donald Trump
The Royal Guards
Queen Liz
Queen Liz is the founder of the Lizzy Line and avid herbal enthusiast (massive fucking stoner). You’ll never see her without a bong, joint or bag of weed. Her Moto is: “a 3.5 a day keeps the doctor away”. She is famous from Shenfield all the way to Reading (and even Heathrow Terminals 1-5) for having the best bud around. Unfortunately Evil Roadman has stolen her supply on multiple occasions, leaving her and her Royal Guards to resort to violence in order to protect her stash. She recently acquired ownership over the entire Blockchain, and TFL, after defeating Donald Trump and brutally murdering Evil Roadman in an epic showdown. To celebrate, she is releasing the Lizzy Line token on 31st Jan.
Evil Roadman
Evil Roadman is a local delinquent who lives on the Northern Line. He grew up in ends following his creation by the Blockchain, but at 18 months old he escaped and made the Northern Line his permanent residence in an attempt to distance himself from the gang life. This corrupted his spirit due to abysmal state of the line, the shit tubes and the fucking cunts for passengers. This traumatic experience turned him into the villain he is today. He developed a hatred for the newly constructed Lizzy Line as it is so fucking cool, with its modern purple design, sleek aesthetic, spacious carriages and anti-suicide barriers. He is frequently reported stealing 3.5s from Queen Liz, and even planned a heist of the Lizzy Line’s newly installed weed farm. After his initial death at the hands of the Royal Guards, he was resurrected by Donald Trump to aid TFL’s war on the Lizzy Line following Trump’s purchase of the Blockchain.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American politician, media personality, and businessman who has served as the 47th president of the United States since January 20, 2025. A member of the Republican Party, he previously served as the 45th president from 2017 to 2021. Born in New York City, Trump graduated with a bachelor's degree in economics from the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. He became president of his family real estate business in 1971, and oriented it to luxury accommodation. After a series of business bankruptcies in the 1990s, he launched several side ventures. From 2004 to 2015, he hosted and co-produced the reality television series The Apprentice. In the 2016 presidential election, Trump defeated Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. - Wikipedia In 2025, he purchased the entire Blockchain, taking control of TFL. By doing this, he managed to resurrect Evil Roadman and launched war on Queen Liz and her Lizzy Line.
The Royal Guards
The Royals Guards are lifelong loyal supporters of Queen Liz. Following the opening of the Lizzy Line, they made it their lives’ missions to protect Liz from threats, such as Evil Roadman, and help her whenever she greens out. Following Evil Roadman’s spree of thefts on Liz’s supply, they constructed London’s first mobile weed farm. After Evil Roadman’s heist on this farm, they brutally murdered him on the Lizzy Line. Unfortunately, this did not put an end to his rampage.